Yes, that is my current weight. It means that I lost 0.4 lbs since my last annual. It also means that B should get me some meat products. Yum! I am sick of my fish and veggie diet. Well, unfortunately, the doc last night told her that I am at a healthy weight and thus, all my pleading is worthless.
But let me tell you about my visit to the BIG doc last night. I was really not emotionally prepared for this visit and thus, started to cry quite a bit once I was put on the examination table. They ladies were all very nice to me and one even took a picture for my file. (I still looked smashing despite the fact that I was upset. And that, my friends, is the sign of a true lady.)
The first part of the exam was easy. The BIG doc looked at my teeth, my eyes, took my temperature and asked B about my habits. All pretty standard stuff and I passed with flying colors. (Of course, B thinks it is because of this fish and veggie diet. I think it is because I practice Yoga stretches and jumping every afternoon when I am home alone.)
The second part was hard. The BIG doc told B that I am coming to my high twenties in human years and that it is time to check all the functions of my inner organs. For that test I needed to give blood. They tried one leg first. A small spot was shaved and then the needle was inserted. I was a little scared and thus wiggled. The lady said that I wiggled too much and thus, would have to have the other leg pricked. Unbelievable! I think it was her incompetency to find my vein.
Anyway, we move to the other leg and the doctor poked and pricked and moved the needle around and no blood came out. No blood! It hurt like kitten hell and I was crying out so loud. B looked at me all sad and just about to cry. So, I figured that I have to be a big feline trooper and take the pain. What use is a crying human? I took the pain for about 10 min and finally the blood came. Sigh!
Afterward, I felt exhausted and tired. But before I could get to sleep, I needed to lick both of my legs and get them cleaned up and in usual kitten order. One of my legs looks a little funny with the shave spot. Plus, I have a little bruise there. But otherwise, I am well. I am so proud of myself for being such a strong feline. And I think, B is too. She stroked my back for an hour after we got home and then she whispered into my ear "See sweetie, I must love you, because I just spent over $200 on your health exam." Tsk, I thought. No one ever asked her to bring me there.